Jenny Talia was an Austrian born Librarian turned Private Detective who was hired by then NYC Mayor Don Knotts to find "The Hottest Nightclubs in the Metro Area" by fledgling publication Time Out New York in 1974. After 6 years of faithful service Jenny was caught smuggling illegal cheese products into the Northern areas of Queens and was thought of from that point on as a "flashlight without a button to turn it on". Current whereabouts unknown.